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    What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
    A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

    What's a brunette's mating call?
    "Has the blonde left yet?"

    What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
    No one else wants it.

    Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
    So brunettes can remember them.

    What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
    Invisible.

    What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
    Brown-bagging it.

    Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
    The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

    Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
    When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

    What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
    The invitation.

    What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
    A hostage.

    Who makes bras for brunettes?
    Fisher-Price.

    Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
    It matches their mustache.



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